Someone has been leaving out cookies. It's like...they take one or two out of the display, put it on a plate, and leave it there for a couple of shifts.
I have determined that clearly they must be roofie-cookies, and someone is hiding behind one of these columns waiting to pounce on whatever employee caves to their chocolate-chippy deliciousness.
I mean - It's a building full of beds.
Why else would you leave cookies out?
-Wednesday
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