Me: Good evening, thank you for calling the LOL Hotel, my name is Wednesday, how may I assist you?
Caller: Yes, um, I was wondering if you had any rooms available for August blah-th?
Me: Let me take a look...no sir, it looks like we're all booked up that whole weekend. You may be able to try Thatother Hotel, Anotherone Hotel, or Thisotheroneoverhere Hotel perhaps - would you like their numbers?
Caller: Well, I've already tried Thatother Hotel, could you maybe give me the number for the Thisotheroneoverhere Hotel?
Me: Absolutely, are you ready for it?
Caller: Yes ma'am.
Me: It's 555...
Caller: *boop boop boop*
Me: ...um...123... (did you just dial it while still talking to me on the phone?)
Caller: *boop boop boop*
Me: ...4567... (yes, yes you did)
Caller: *boop-boop-boop-boop* Okay, I've got it
Me: Sounds good, (oh dear god is it going to start ringing or something?) is there anything else I can help you with?
Caller: Nope, that's all I needed, have a good night!
Me: You too, sir, goodbye!
Hey...at least he was polite...right?
-Wednesday
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